In the Closet: Sharon Dresses Like She's Stoned

Mon., Oct. 6, 2008 4:53 PM PDT by

Sharon Stone Gaz Shirley, PacificCoastNews.com

Jeez, Sharon Stone's recent fashion frocks are as badly chosen as her political statements, and that's sayin' a lot. Someone needs to tap her on the shoulder and let her know she's no longer 39 years old, 'cause, damn, if S2 ain't still dressing as such. Leopard-print pants—paired with a mismatched, boring blue jacket—is about as cougar-iffic as they come. You're so very subtle in your sexiness, hon.

An all-smiles Shar must have just realized how wrong her wardrobe was for her to be laughing like that. Whatever gets you out of your funk after hearing your custody rights with son Roan are still stuck in their San Fran place.

—Additional sass by Becky Bain

Related Stories

Print Share on Facebook Share 3 Comments
filed under in the closet, older women only

View Next Articles

3 Comments

Now loading...

Add Your Comment!

Guests

E! Online members

Register | Forgot password?

Play nice and have fun. And please, no HTML tags or special characters including [&*#()!@$].
You've got 1000 characters left.

Post Comment
Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player.

Tell Ted All About It

Got a hot tip or bitch? Share it, and you might see it here!

Our Partners

  • PopSugar
  • BuzzSugar

Get Your E! News Now

Text ENEWS to 4INFO (44636) for daily celeb news alerts

Standard messaging rates apply.

Did you know you can grab smokin' hot E! Online news, review and gossip through our RSS service?

New to RSS feeds? Learn more >>

Birthdate:

Enter your full birthdate:

  • Opt in for Breaking News Alerts

has been subscribed to the E! News Now Newsletter.

To change your settings, go to your preferences.

Awful Truth Archives

Click Here to check out The Awful Truth Archive.

Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player.