Simon Ferreira/startraksphoto.com, Jamie McCarthy/WireImage.comHave an update for ya on our Audrina-Justin Bobby-Lauren ménage à blah from yesterday. None of the babes' reps would comment—clearly they have worse rumors to flame out. However, a Hill-y friend couldn't stop chuckling when we inquired about the rumored backstabbing bed hopping, calling the whole thing "completely false and actually quite funny."
We gotta agree with her, personally. We think the whole incestuous mess between these folks is comedic gold. Good thing for Whitney she's jumping ship to New Yawk—tho we totally see her falling headfirst into the Gossip Girl crowd, which is just as bitchy as back West but even chillier (and we're not talkin' about the weather). Guess L.C. can go back to shining her halo while Heidi continues her reign as villainess supreme. For now, anyway.