Rise 'n' Shine: Must Be Nice to Be Miley

Miley Cyrus, Mandy Jiroux INFphoto.com
When we were kids, we taped Michael Jackson’s "Thriller" on VHS, pausing the video every 30 seconds to learn the dance. When Miley and Mandy want to copy Madonna’s moves, they, you know, produce their own version of her video.

Heidi Klum’s 3½ -year-old daughter, Leni, gave her pal a Munny as a birthday present this weekend. Hmmm. A plastic blob whose only function is to be dolled up and posed into different positions. Wonder where she got the idea.

The bad news: Katie Holmes is reportedly starving herself in an effort to be more like Posh. The good news: Maybe Tom Cruise is losing his singular grip on Katie’s mind control.

Yep. Brit was in a car accident on the freeway this weekend. Guess it’s back to driving the cul-de-sacs again. Like a 14-year-old.

Cate Blanchett gives birth to her third son on Sunday and names him Bob. Just kidding. His name is Ignatius Martin. Because, we guess, Theophorus is too pedestrian. (A joke for all you Catholics out there. Hello? Is this thing on?)

On the Yo on E! satellite radio show, Michael Yo asks Shar Jackson if there is any spark left between her and K-Fed. Her response: “That fire has been extinguished a few times and dirt thrown over the fire—it's done.” And by dirt, of course, she’s referring to Britney.

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