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Sarah Palin: Naughty Like Paris?

Fri., Sep. 12, 2008 2:45 PM PDT by Peter Gicas

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Paris Hilton may have nothing in common with the man she once referred to as that ""wrinkly, white-haired guy," but the same can't be said about his running mate, Sarah Palin.

It seems the heiress and the Republican V.P. hopeful both share a fondness for fashionable footwear by Naughty Monkey, per the Wall Street Journal. Apparently, when John McCain introduced Palin as his pick, she was sporting a pair of red peep-toe pumps with three-and-a-half-inch heels originally designed by the company for women in their 20s who go clubbing, um, kinda like Paris, who has been photographed wearing the brand's shoes.

Great. Given all the attention pigs with lipstick have received lately, you just know the pundits are gonna have a field day with this (naughty) monkey business.