Afternoon Fix: Eva Longoria Parker's a Self-Proclaimed Fatty

Wed., Sep. 10, 2008 2:10 PM PDT by

Eva Longoria Parker Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images for IMG

• Poor Eva Longoria Parker. How many times does she need to self-deprecatingly point out that she's not pregnant, she's "just fat"?

• Guy Ritchie spent so much on Madonna's 50th birthday, he's flat broke for his own 40th bash. Dude, you married a diva—whaddya expect?

• Jennie Garth's reportedly signed on for five more episodes of 90210. No word on Shannen Doherty yet. So that's Kelly Taylor: 1, Brenda Walsh: 0.

• J.Lo's reportedly got a triathlon on Sunday, but she's still walking around Manhattan in four-inch heels. What gives?

• Finally a Forbes list we can get behind: Hollywood’s Most Overpaid Movie Stars.

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