Afternoon Fix: The Chances of George Clooney Having Kids: 0

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There's a reason George Clooney won't be godfather to Brangelina's twins, Knox and Vivienne: "No, he hates children," says Brad. "I love the twins too much to subject them to George."

Jamie Lynn Spears was so excited for her sister's VMA victory, she updated her Facebook status: "[Jamie Lynn Spears] is good job Brit...I thought you looked amazing."

An Australian radio host happened to use the urinal next to David Beckham and can confirm what the Armani underwear ads hint at.

Zac Efron could star in a West End production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Yes, please, we'll take it.

Everyone, Jenny Humphrey needs our help. Look what she's become—she looks more beat than Ali Lohan and more tarty than Miley Cyrus.

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