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Ambiguously well-known TV personality presence Kim Kardashian announced via her blog this week that she plans to release her very own perfume in the spring of next year. The...actress(?) said, "It has always been a dream of mine to start my own perfume business, since I love to mix fragrances together and come up with new and different scents!"

Well readers, we've emptied enough artillery into this barrel of cod, so we're going to let you do the work this time. Please do tell us in the comments section below which specific "fragrances" you think Ms. K. will be combining to, as she says, "create a scent that is uniquely me that I can share with everyone!"