Update!

"Wow, You're Taller Than My Dad and More Lifelike Than My Mom!"

Users go crazy captioning a cute Suri Cruise picture

By Peter Gicas Aug 19, 2008 2:02 AMTags
E! Placeholder Image

That's the caption that user killedbyllamas came up with to describe über-cute Suri Cruise as she appeared to carry on a conversation with a doll at the Bonpoint children's boutique in New York City.

But there were so many worthy snarks and cute riffs that we wanted to share a few more:

Liz: "You had me at hello!"

Collslee: "Between you, and mom and dad, you seem very real and down-to-earth."

Julie: "Hey! I'm the doll here, see."

Chris: "Listen, here's the deal, I will stay here and you go with the nice robot lady pinching your butt. OK?"

tina_dap: "Stick with me kid and you'll go places!"

Buck McGuck: "You can't handle the twoof!"

culbert123: "I'm serious! Tom Cruise is my dad."