You know the Tim McGraw song "Live Like You Were Dying?" Call this "Live Like the World's Going to End on May 21 Like Those Billboards Say."
Without further ado, your guide to must-see, pre-apocalypse entertainment:
1. Bridesmaids: Don't plan to see it. Go. Now. Remember: Saturday night may be too late.
2. "Arnold Schwarzenegger on 1973 Dating Game TV Show:" Let's not go out on bad terms with the disgraced Governator. Let's remember the middle-aged horndog as a young, single horndog.
3. "Friday:" This Friday may be the last Friday on which you can sing along with Rebecca Black. Embrace the opportunity. Sunday may not come afterwards.
4. The State: Even if the world doesn't end this weekend, this semi-seminal 1990s sketch-comedy show will. Per instantwatcher.com, Netflix's license to stream the complete series expires as of Saturday. So, watch up.
5. "Baby Laughing Hysterically at Ripping Paper (Original):" No point in dwelling on doom, right? So, go ahead and giggle. And if this clip doesn't do the trick, try "Cute Laughing Dog." You're welcome. And nice knowing you.