Kourtney Kardashian had a great time making her acting debut on One Life to Live this season! Minus, you know, the whole prostitute thing.
"I had to kiss somebody," she recalled during her and sister Kim Kardashian's latest trip to The Tonight Show. "And I was, like, 'I feel like a prostitute.' You're being paid to kiss someone!"
But at least it was a handsome someone.
"I looked him up online," she recalled, referring to her smooching partner, David Fumero. "I'm like, 'I need to see this guy. Is he 99, like, what is he?'
"And he's a very handsome guy," Kourtney admitted. "So that makes it easier."
"But I'm still such a prude!" she insisted. "I probably ate a hundred mints that day."
Kourtney may be the prude of the family, but Kim's the hypocrite, as she explained when Jay Leno asked her about her 6-foot-9 beau, NBA player Kris Humphries.
"I was really afraid of them, seriously. They really freak me out, tall guys," Kim said. "They always looked really awkward! Even when Khloé first met Lamar, I was like, 'Don't stand up, it really scares me.' He's so tall!"
"And so I'm the biggest hypocrite now," she continued, "because now I feel so tiny and small, and so protected. It's the best feeling in the world to be with a tall guy. You feel so safe all the time—and skinny! And tiny!"
Oh, and Kourtney's not giving anything away about whether or not she gets engaged on the season finale of Kourtney & Kim Take New York.
"As you can see, I'm not wearing any rings," Kourtney said when Jay asked if she was engaged. "Well, I"m wearing these rings," she added, pointing to a chunky gold band on her right hand.