As it is, we're already very much aware of stuff like Khloé Kardashian Odom losing her virginity at 14, that she and hubby Lamar Odom are "having fun" trying to start a family (usually sans birth control) and that the couple often intimately text each other on what they call the, um, iBone.
But why stop there, right?
Sure enough, as the April 10 premiere of Khloé & Lamar rapidly approaches, the happily married duo was more than happy to drop a few more tidbits of titillating trivia about themselves to us...
1. Why Khloé Wants a Son Someday: "I do want a boy because there's just less worries. Why do I want to worry about my daughter boning someone? Boys can bone whoever and you're fine. My little sisters, I have sex talks with them all the time. I tell them about all STDs to scare them," she says before (sorta) clarifying that there's no baby bumpin' going on just yet. "There's a possibility. I could be pregnant. Like, I'm not doing anything not to get pregnant, but I don't know if I am at this moment."
2. Their Q!uickie Marriage: "I've never been the girl to say I'm in love...I barely wanted to claim people as my boyfriends. Just love 'em and leave 'em and be done," Khloé points out. "But when I met Lamar, we spent so much time together...and told each other the craziest secrets. I felt like I could be with this person everyday for the rest of my life."
3. What About Khloé Drives Lamar Crazy (and Not in a Good Way): "She won't stop talking," he says. "She talks a lot and she rambles."
4. Of Course, This Probably Doesn't Help Things: "I hate my baby voice! With a passion I hate it. And I know that I'm doing it. I don't know why I can't smack myself and stop," admits Khloé, who also reveals that her pet name for her main squeeze is...wait for it...Lam Lam!
5. But This Probably Makes Up for It: " I love sex!" exclaims Khloé. "And, Lamar, he is Mr. Kinkster."
Yep. The more you know.