Paris Thanks "White-Haired Dude" for Endorsement
Tue., Aug. 5, 2008 5:35 PM PDT by Natalie Finn
Thanks to John McCain, Paris Hilton realizes that she's, like, totally ready to lead!
The seemingly oblivious heiress has taped a response, posted on FunnyOrDie.com, to the new McCain ad comparing Barack Obama to paparazzi magnets like Paris and Britney Spears.
And, well...it's pretty funny.
In the video, Paris introduces herself as a celebrity—like McCain, who's "old enough to remember when dancing was a sin."
"I'm a celebrity, too. Only I'm not from the olden days, and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot," the 27-year-old scenester says.
She goes on to thank the "white-haired dude" for mentioning her in a campaign ad, which apparently means she's running for president, and fills us in on her energy policy.
Celebutantes: 1, GOP: 0
Meanwhile, check out the commercial that got Paris thinking(!) after the jump.
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