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Burning Q's: Baby Cash & Gisele's Real Parts
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When a celebrity couple sells pictures of their new baby to a magazine, are they more likely to donate the money to charity or pocket it for themselves?
—Charlotte, Miss.
Jolie notwithstanding, most celebrities pocket the cash, as I'm told by sources on both ends of those deals. Sorry if I've sent you reeling with this exposé on celebrity greed. Let me floss your brain clean of all this by moving on to more of your Burning Q's.
Why is there a sudden craze among celebrity women with wigs? Doesn't anyone have nice natural hair anymore?
—Candace
Gisele Bündchen loves to talk about her all-natural long locks. It's pretty much the most interesting thing about her.
I would love to hear your take on America's Next Top Model. I stopped watching after Jaslene Gonzalez won. What a joke that was and is. What do you think?
—Joann
What's your problem with ropey-looking beaver-toothed pseudo-drag queens being crowned as the spokespeople for beauty products? Hater.
When is the CW series Hidden Palms coming back?
—T
It isn't. It died. Almost a year ago.
Who do you hate beside Miley Cyrus?
—J.K.
You can't "hate" Miley Cyrus; it's like hating a trained seal. How can you hate something that just barks and dances and claps its flippers? Do you hate Muppets too? Why bother? Unless we're talking about Lew Zealand. Don't turn your back on that guy.
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