Caption Eva Longoria Parker's No-Pants Parade

This year's MTV Europe Music Awards host forgot her bottoms on the red carpet! Write a clever caption about her getup and we'll post our favorite...

UPDATE:

Lacey Says: " It was laundry day so I thought I would wear just my coat."

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Eva Longoria Parker in George Hobeika, at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Madrid

Oh dear, not only is Eva sporting this unfortunate, over-the-top Dynasty-era number, the poor thing also forgot her pants. She's just one wrong move away from a vadge flash—how embarrassing!

What do you think of ELP's superleggy look? Write a clever caption below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page.