There's an art to great movie sequel titles. Some get right to the point (The Godfather: Part II), some don't sound like sequels at all (The Dark Knight), and some have the word Bourne in them.
But when a sequel name goes horribly wrong, we end up with a monstrosity that's both dumb and self-important—like the just-announced Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon.
But don't worry, young Shia LaBeouf! There have been worse titles. (And to be fair to you, we're not even touching Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.)
Check out the list of offenders, then let us know which terrible sequel names we left out!