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Jessica Simpson to Design Dresses. Be Afraid

Fri., Jul. 25, 2008 1:28 PM PDT by Jennifer Cady

Edward Opinaldo, PacificCoastNews.com

Next year, country music superstar Jessica Simpson will grace us with a dress line, which means now we can finally have an entire outfit—from shoes to handbag to jewelry—made up entirely of the Jessica Simpson Collection!

But our excitement was quickly replaced by fear when we saw the dress she chose to wear while partying last night in New York City. Not only does it have the Hefty thing going on, it's also unflattering to her usually stunning curves, and we're not feeling the one shoulder strap.

However, knowing Jess, she'll come through. She always does.