Missing the dad schadenfreude (dadenfreude?) heyday of Jon Gosselin?
Never fear, these reality-TV papas are here to pick up the douchey slack:
Simon Barney: Tamra's control freak hubby has reportedly gone control freakier on his estranged Orange County Housewife—as in getting arrested on suspicion of domestic violence. We imagine Vicky is off woo-hooing somewhere...
Bryan Masche: The Raising Sextuplets patriarch is apparently raising hell, too. As if reportedly threatening his father-in-law wasn't bad enough, he allegedly screamed obscenities in front of his 3-year-olds and didn't calm down till cops suggested Tasering him. Whoa, sparky.
Joe Giudice: Jersey Housewife Teresa's lovable Italian stallion grunting gorilla has not only gone broke, he's recently landed behind bars for a DUI arrest from last January. Oh, Juicy Joe, you're just the pits.
So call up your pop to thank him for not being a tool, then sound off on our pity party poll!