ALFREDO ESTRELLA/AFP/Getty Images; Flynet Economy got you down? Facing reduced credit limits? Well, try to take solace in the thought that these stars are dealing with some big cuts themselves:
Tom Cruise: Word is Paramount is slashing the couch-jumpers's upfront salary for Mission: Impossible 4. Guess the studio is finally realizing what the rest of us did years ago: The man is creepy! And creepy doesn't sell movies unless we're talkin' Paranormal Activity. Speaking of spooky flicks, here's hoping Katie Holmes' Don't Be Afraid of the Dark does well. Somebody's gotta pay for Suri's wardrobe.
Emma Watson: Her hair! Hermione's infamous wild locks! All gone. Shorn. Like Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby short. Like the girl Tyra Banks wants to teach a lesson to on America's Next Top Model short. Good thing she has such a gorgeous face. (Shhh...don't tell anyone, but we actually really dig the new look.)
So heat up some Top Ramen and sound off in our pity party poll!
Schadenfreude Poll! Aug. 5, 2010
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