Evan Agostini/Getty Images; Stephen Lovekin/Getty ImagesThink your kids drive you crazy? Imagine knowing you're responsible for spawning these douches:
Tiger Woods: After a very. stilted. public. apology, the golf and cheating champion invests in some spin-doctor tap-dancing via a Nike ad featuring the voice of his late father, Earl.
Jesse James: Sandra Bullock's soon-to-be ex follows Tiger's lead of attempting to distract from his skank ho ways by shifting the focus to his alleged abusive childhood, a claim his dad, Larry, strongly denies.
So hug your brood and vote on which dad has the worse son:
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