• No wonder Lindsay Lohan wants to "vomit" when she thinks about her father marrying Kate Major. Back when Kate was a Star reporter, she was also Lindsay's assistant/best friend. Kate says it's cool because she didn't get paid with money, just with exclusive stories. This family just keeps getting more messed up everyday.
• In Elle UK, Demi Moore finally admits she's had plastic surgery but she says "it's not on my face." Oooh, fun guessing game! In other Demi news, she'll be playing Miley Cyrus' mom in an upcoming movie. So exciting!
• Carey Mulligan is on the cover of Interview looking (what else?) adorable. She even kind of talks about dating Shia LaBeouf. She said, "I don't really talk about it." What a breakthrough!
• On Family Feud, "Something that Everyone Knows About Ellen DeGeneres" was a category and grandpa thought that she "doesn't like our country very much" was one of those things. It is not, just to be clear.
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For once, we're actually concerned about Lady Gaga's safety given the giant platforms she's wearing in our Big Pic gallery. Those things look dangerous.