Half-Assed Conan O'Brien Tour Better Than No Ass at All

Former Tonight Show host announces he'll be hitting the road and performing in 30 cities

Sarah Killen isn't the only person able to say Conan O'Brien made her day.

All of Team CoCo is rejoicing, as the former Tonight Show host just confirmed his much buzzed-about tour!

Despite all the inevitable hype about such an outing, Conan's hoping to keep expectations low for the Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour.

"Hey Internet: I'm headed to your town on a half-assed comedy & music tour," the funnyman tweeted. "Go to https://www.teamcoco.com/ for tix. I repeat: It's half-assed."

On the site, he describes the outing as "a night of music, comedy, hugging, and the occasional awkward silence."

Sign us up!

The 30-city theater crawl kicks off on April 12 in Eugene, Ore., and makes a stop at Bonnaroo Music Festival in Manchester, Tenn., before winding down on June 14 in Atlanta. That leaves him with a little less than 12 weeks before that television gag order instituted by NBC is officially lifted.