Jersey Shore Migrates to Miami

MTV still isn't confirming, but Miami Herald has blown the whistle on the reality hit, announcing it will begin filming in South Beach in two weeks

Cue the fist-pumping: The worst-kept secret in entertainment just got one step closer to being official.

While MTV has yet to confirm a relocation is in the works for season two of the inexplicably popular Jersey Shore, the Miami Herald has blown the whistle with all their might, stealing the cable net's thunder by announcing that the southern descent of Snooki, J-Woww and the rest of their guido gang is "a done deal."

Well, that's one way to get closer to a Kardashian.

The newspaper claims the whole crew is indeed heading down to South Beach for the second go-round of beatdowns, pomade and, yes, situations, and that filming will begin in just two short weeks.

Good luck, Miami. They're your problem now.