James Sorensen/ABC; ABC; ABC/ADAM LARKEY; ABCReady for a little showmance?
Yeah, we hope so too, but it won't be happening for Kate Gosselin and her new partner on Dancing With the Stars. The jaw-dropper of a season 10 contestant is paired with the handsome Tony Dovolani, but he's a married man.
Perhaps, by the time the season debuts on March 22 on ABC, there'll be a bit more romantic rumba for the following other 10 dance teams…
- Moonwalker Buzz Aldrin will be shaking it up with Ashly Costa (formerly DelGrosso), who returns for her fourth season.
- Pamela Anderson gets the only DWTS virgin this time around, Damian Whitewood.
- ESPN hottie Erin Andrews is partnered with Maksim Chmerkovskiy, in what would be our best bet for chemistry that extends beyond the parquet.
- Shannen Doherty moves her hips to a new area code with two-time champ Mark Ballas.
- Winter Olympics' golden boy Evan Lysacek may not have a triple axel to rely on for this competition, but he will have five-time DWTS vet Anna Trebunskaya.
- Style network star Niecy Nash and six-time participant Louis Van Amstel hope to clean house this season.
- Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco hopes not to fumble the Burke,two-time winner Cheryl Burke, that is.
- The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka may have found his soul mate in Vienna Girardi, but has he found his salsamate in Chelsie Hightower?
- Nicole Scherzinger wishes your boyfriend was hot like season seven winner Derek Hough.
- Spicy soap star Aiden Turner has a major weapon in his arsenal: experience. He's with the show's only 10-time pro, Edyta Sliwinska.
Who do you think will heat up the dance floor, and more importantly, who do you think will heat up elsewhere?
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