• OK! magazine is trying to say Kourtney Kardashian already dropped the baby weight and she is not having it. "They doctored and Photoshopped my body to make it look like I have already lost all the weight, which I have not," she told WWD. She also tweeted: "One of those weeklies got it wrong again...they didn't have an exclusive with me. And I gained 40 pounds while pregs, not 26...But thanks!" Kardashians really hate the Photoshop.
• Some new details of Tiger Wood's crazy Thanksgiving are starting to come out. Reportedly, Elin went undercover and sent Rachel Uchitel texts from Tiger's phone when he was passed out on Ambien.
• Lady Gaga has some serious competition. It's time to step up the weirdo performance art, and a shiny purple bodysuit doesn't count.
• "Justin Bieber Wants to Marry You All." Worst headline ever? And OMG, are Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato no longer besties for life because Taylor Swift is a BFF-stealer? OK, that's enough tween links.
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