Fashion Police

Isn't Lily Allen glamorous? In a word, no.

On her way to pick up an Editor's Special Award at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London, the U.K. pop chanteuse took a detour into pigmentation purgatory, telling the Daily Mail, "I dyed my hair pink this afternoon in my own bathroom."

Allen completes the look in a Giles Deacon satin prom dress patterned with images of Bambi shooting gushers of blood, hideously accessorized with turquoise-and-blue heels and a mismatched pink hair bow.

Glamour editor Jo Elvin chose to look away from the trainwreck and to stick with her prepared spiel introducing Lily:

"With reams of column inches to match her considerable talents, no Women of the Year lineup could be complete without the one and only Lily Allen."

Well, there's no accounting for taste, or the lack thereof.

Maybe the "Smile" singer was just trying to rekindle her feud with fellow British artist Amy Winehouse. But be warned, Lily, that way lies madness. And when it comes to madness, there's no winning versus Wino.