Lindsay Resolves to Maintain the Drama in 2010

Star resolutions for 2010 are sure to be as ironclad as ours. You're reading this in the gym, right?

If you were worried that the stars were all going to quit Twitter and start keeping a lower profile in the new year, fear not. Lindsay Lohan is here to twitpic herself in a bikini from a yacht in St. Barts, and then tweet a New Year's resolution about stopping the drama in 2010 that cancels itself out by being hyperdramatic: "To answer everybody's question...My new years resolution is to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try2constantly tear me down."

Genius. See how she psychologically sabotages her own resolution while she's making it. We love us some LiLo. Not only is she almost invariably hot, she promises to remain a hot mess.

Of course other star resolutions for 2010 are sure to be just as ironclad as Lindsay's (and ours). You're reading this in the gym, right? Continue on for more celebrity best intentions of 2010.

Jessica Alba: 2010 is going to be a great year! I want to listen more and talk less this yr.

Lady Gaga: To my little monsters! May your only pains in 2010 be champagnes! I love u. New years resolution: to enjoy life/warhol electroblond xgagaloo

DENISE_RICHARDS: thinking about my new years resolution(s) may have a few , one-cutting out all negative people once and for all. Life is too short for B.S.

hAiLeYgLaSsMaN1: My New years resolution is to finally stand up for myself,not let myself be controled+manipulated by Jon. I wish for him out of my life

Kim Kardashian: "Just to spend a little bit more time with my family and my friends and to really kick it up in the workout department and to try to eat better. I cannot get it together with eating. I eat way too many Oreos."

Justin Timberlake: "I'm going to underpromise myself for 2010 so if it goes well I'll be like, 'Oh my God! Such a surprise!' "

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz: "All my focus is on my son. Every day being a better mom and learning with him. It’s an incredible experience."

Miley Cyrus: "I need to stop talking about things I want to do, and just get out there and do it. That's been my biggest goal recently, especially while I'm on the road."

Tara Reid: "I'm not really good with New Year's resolutions. I'm terrible with that."