Tiger Keeps Britain Safe From Seeing Him Naked

Without admitting they exist, golf star secures court order in London preventing U.K. media from posting nude pictures or videos

Naked pictures of Tiger Woods' alleged girlfriends? Supposedly. Naked pictures of Tiger Woods? No bloody way.

The unfortunately indiscreet golfer's legal camp has obtained a court order from the London's High Court preventing British media outlets from publishing/posting any nude photos or videos of Woods and his, er, 5-iron.

Woods' attorneys circulated a letter reminding the notoriously cheeky U.K. tabloids that the order prevents "the publication of private and confidential information contained in the Order and confidential schedule relating to Mr. Woods."

Not that the Order contains graphic sexy images, per se.

"This Order is not to be taken as an admission that any such photographs exist," the letter states. "Our client is not aware of any images and in any event he would not have consented to any such photographs being taken nor would he have consented to the dissemination or exploitation of the same.

"And in the event that these photographs do exist, and it is not admitted, any such images may have been fabricated, altered, manipulated and or changed to create the false appearance and impression that they are nude photographs of our client."

Wow, way to cover one's ass, be it theoretically or literally.