Peter Rea/Getty Images; AP Photo/David ZentzNever get involved with women who have 8-by-10 glossies, wrote the New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd this past weekend.
Oh, Maureen, how right you are.
Case in point: Some 1996 photos of Rachel Uchitel, Tiger's alleged lady friend—who has denied being involved with the golf star—have emerged. Not much is known about the pictures, but like most glam photo shoots, they are a mix of art, glamour and the holding of one's own breasts whilst topless.
After calling and then calling off a press conference last week, Uchitel has returned to New York City and says she is seeking to lower her profile.
"I'm happy that I'm back in New York, I'm just trying to move on and not talk about it anymore," she told E! News' Jason Kennedy in an exclusive statement.
Best of luck with that. But if she's not talking, let's ask you: Which look do you prefer?
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