Have Reese and Jake Discovered Each Other’s Vices?

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal supposedly split—but why?

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have reportedly called it quits. Raise your hand if anyone's surprised. Yeah, thought so.

The Holy Grail of Gossip (and of Gyllenspoon), People, reported yesterday that Gyllenspoon were no more, but quickly added comment from both Reese's and Jake's reps saying the two are still together. Gosh, we feel all better now, how 'bout you?

But why did it look like Jake's assistant was moving some of his stuff out of Reese's Brentwood home?

X17 reports Jake's assistant wheeled two large suitcases out of the house and took them over to Gyllenhaal's abode.

Whatever is going on between them, it should hardly come as a surprise, considering both Reese and Jake are Blind Vice Superstars.

That's right, sweet little Reese Witherspoon has starred in her own Blind Vice, and we all know Jake Gyllenhaal has, too—and then some.

How can any relationship work when both of these darlings are hiding some very deep secrets?

Probably the question many of you want to know is whether Reese and Jake know about each other's indiscretions.

The answer to that is yes. To an extent. R and J are hardly discussing their deep secrets over coffee, but both pretty pusses knew what they were getting into when this hardly hot 'n' heavy love affair began a couple of years ago (feels like centuries to us, quite frankly).

Le sigh. Successful Hollywood relationships can hardly survive on hidden agendas and caffeine alone. But we doubt we'll have to mourn Gyllenspoon too long. These two need each other more than you know. It's just up in the air as to what they will both do about it.