Sure, we all like shows about happy dwarves, good cooking, bad tattoos and families that can't stop procreating, but who has time to watch all that programming?
Between beer runs?
Now, thanks to the clever folks at TLC, your schedule just opened up big-time. The channel—which is thankfully still devoted to "learning"—has slammed all that crap into one big hot mess called Fertile Little Tattooed Pageant Parents Who Enjoy Baking.
And it makes Joel McHale laugh. So you will too. That's pretty much the way it works.
Don't forget, there's plenty more to guffaw about tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT on a brand new Soup.