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Jason Segel Gets Really Personal With Fans
We've got your number, Jason Segel. Now if we could just get the image of your naked body out of our brains, we'd be set.
The multitalented How I Met Your Mother star popped up at the show by the Swell Season—the Oscar-winning duo from the film Once—at Los Angeles' Wiltern Theater last night. He came in hopes of charming one (or more!) of the band's fans with a new song he'd written just for the occasion about love, sex and his FX-free penis.
Sample lyric: "Remember when I showed my penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall/Well, there were no special effects, no no special effects/So if you like what you saw, it's exactly what I'm working with."
We have no idea if the come-on worked, but if it did, we're pretty sure he'll write a song about it.
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