• The View ladies laughed uncomfortably at an awkward rape joke made by Modern Family's Sofia Vergara. It's the most uncomfortable 22 seconds of TV we've seen in a while, and this letter sums up everything they need to hear.
• Carmen Electra worked really hard making this (NSFW) naked tape, and she'd really appreciated if you could take three minutes out of your day to watch it.
• Just so you know, this is your Sexiest Man Alive. Thought we'd keep you updated.
• Looks like Kirstie Alley hates Conan O'Brien more than our own Mr. Josh, which is comforting to know.
• Everyone have an extra shot of barley milk tonight in honor of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' third anniversary.
• It's possible that Rihanna has found a new boyfriend. That's very interesting news but really we're more intrigued by the fanny pack she wore out last night.
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Is Zac Efron looking dreamier than usual in our Big Pic, or is it just us?