Chelsea Handler Blog: A Very Gosselin Christmas
Thu., Nov. 12, 2009 10:45 AM PST by Chelsea Handler
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In an interview with PopEater, Jon Gosselin talked about the holidays. He said that he'd be spending Christmas with his kids and Kate. He explained that those are joint custody days, so they are all forced to be together. He said that he plans to buy all of his gifts online—I'm assuming from an Ed Hardy store and always taking up the free gift-wrapping offer. He plans on asking his landscapers not to rake all of the leaves so that the kids can make a couple of piles and jump on them. I'm sure he'll have the kids bag those up when they're finished with what sounds like a terrible game. He also likes to make apple crisp, so he's going to let the kids pick apples for him and then he'll whip that up.
He called all of this tradition, but I call it child slavery. The only part of the story that I didn't think sounded awful was when he said Kate makes "sticky buns."
That phrase always makes me giggle.
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