Angelina Jolie Is Queen of the Tabloid Covers

Wed., Nov. 11, 2009 1:24 PM PST by Jennifer Cady

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It's just one of those weeks in gossip. The Gosselins are behaving themselves relatively well and the Robsten holding hands thing came out too late for tabloid covers. Good thing there's always Angelina Jolie to fall back on.

This week she's apparently a lying, cheating phony who's playing mind games with Jen and adopting a seventh child. Yay, it's just like old times, with no Gosselin in sight! Sure, Levi Johnston's still making cover appearances, but that's fine.

Now, let’s get to it and see what's going on with our favorite tabloid queen...

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Us takes us back to the beginning of Brangelina with Ian Halperin's upcoming book Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Basically, Ian says Angie used her kids to steal Brad and fights with him about where to put away the toys, both might have cheated on each other but there's no solid evidence, and they will split by Christmas 2010. Oh, and "a tipster told him she was recently using crystal meth." All these pesky Brangelina tipsters, sources and insiders are always causing trouble.

For those of you who prefer a more happy-in-love Brangelina, Us also reports the two are enjoying their life in France. The kids love exploring their 880-acre estate Château Miraval, while Brad and Angie "looked so in love" dining in the small town.

Life & Style is not so in love with Angie at the moment, though—they're mad at her for lying to them. She said she was only going to do one movie a year and "phase things out" but now she's signing on to movies all over the place. The mag is just worried about the kids!

Oh, and speaking of those children, OK! reports a seventh one is on its way—a little girl from Syria. But wait a minute...Brad's name isn't on the paperwork. Sources say he's not ready for more kids, but Angie's got a rainbow to complete. Uh-oh, maybe we better bump that split up to Christmas 2009.

And finally, over at Star an insider says, "Jen and Angie despise each other and take great pleasure in seeing each other squirm." The best part is Jen likes to drunk-dial Brangelina at two in the morning.

Shout-out to In Touch for featuring E!'s own pregnant ladies, but Jen and Angie are still fighting in the upper right-hand corner. They just can't stop.

Everyone be sure to extend a warm welcome back to Angie when you see her in your local supermarket.

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