Vampire Party!

• Since New Moon is on some kind of mission to show every single moment of the movie before we actually get to the theaters, here's a behind-the-scenes feature on Dakota Fanning's red contacts. And after the jump Wolf Jacob attacks Dreadlocks Vampire.

• The same night Rihanna has her 20/20 interview, Chris Brown will be talking to MTV. How did he get so good at timing?

• Stop it right now, Taylor Lautner.

• Hailey Glassman and Jon Gosselin should only be presented in LOL speak, it just makes everything easier.

• Natalie Portman looks like she's really straining herself to look mad in V magazine. All she had to do was think about dinner hosts asking her to eat meat.

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Supercool jackets you're wearing there in our Big Pic, Pete Wentz?

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