khloekardashian.celebuzz.com• Khloé and Lamar got each other's initials tattooed on their hands, which means they really are in this thing for life. As she blogs, "I think the best tattoo experiences are the spontaneous ones, because that way you are not only left with the tattoo, but an amazing memory to go along with it!"
• All right, Lindsay Lohan, enough with the side boob. Now go put a top on and take a nap—it'll be better for all of us.
• Levi Johnston Playgirl update (because we know how curious you are): There is a 90 percent likelihood it will include frontal nudity.
• So Octomom went as herself for Halloween. Pretty spooky. Also, Us wrote an actual "How I Lost My Baby Weight" story about her, which is just really insane.
• Suri Cruise is back in high heels, this time in sparkly gold T-straps. Ahhh! How could you Katie? Actually, it's OK, they're really cute.
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Madonna happily breaks ground on her school for girls in Malawi in our Big Pic.