Would you Do...Mel B. and These Cantaloupes?
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Former Spice Girl Mel B. is in the house and makin' Eddie Murphy's escape look like it may have been about the safety of his body parts!
Maybe Eddie—cad that he was to leave Mel that way—was tired of getting his ol' bod bruised every time he gave her some sugar. That's some serious artillery there. (But then I am a gay man and I haven't had sex with a woman since Kirstie Alley was thin, so what do I know?)
Interesting that Ms. Mel paraded these water balloons at the London premiere of Dead Man Running, because I'd be fleeing from her, too!
Now I'm all for some classy, put-on cleavage. Miley already knows how to strut it, Madonna's been doing it for centuries, but the Scary Spice stuff is just plain frightening.
But the dress is sexy, doll!
FYI: I wanna hear—really I do—when is too much cleavage too much?
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