Link Party: Jessica Simpson and Ken Paves Try to Land Gerard Butler

Thu., Oct. 22, 2009 2:55 PM PDT by

Jessica Simpson, Gerald Butler Jim Spellman/Getty Images

• Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler supposedly had a date that went like this: "They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken." How nice of them to include Jess' bestie hairdresser Ken Paves. Only, there was reportedly "nothing romantic there at all" and now Ken and Jess are trolling India for men.

• Lady Gaga is really going out of her way to let us know how next-level her Monster Ball tour is going to be. "Imagine if you could take the sets of an opera, which are very grand and very beautiful, and put them through a pop-electro lens." Remember when her VMA performance was going to "inspire a movement"? Don't talk things up so much, Lady.

• For some reason, Heather Graham has decided to insert herself into the health care debate. Here she is as the public option. She's probably not helping anything.

• Weird things are going on with the Olsen twins' eyebrows. We suspect Tyra must have a hand in this. If Tyra wants to give you a Ty-over that includes brow bleaching, just say no.

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Oh no, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz looks so happy in Big Pic. She must not have heard the news she's fired. The Internet always finds out first.

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