twitter.com/Bethenny/status/4994683520, Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images, Steven Henry/Getty ImagesBethenny Frankel is engaged. That much we know for sure.
Whether or not the 38-year-old Real Housewives of New York City star is expecting a child as well is not entirely certain.
When Perez Hilton blogged about her supposedly knocked-up status, the cheeky SkinnyGirl didn't confirm it...but she didn't flat-out deny it either. Instead, she implied a love that dare not speak its name, all for the sake of killer ratings for her upcoming solo show.
"Is preggers w perez hilton's 9 blue haired babies," she Tweeted about herself. "That's what my bravo show is about. We're going to beat jon & kate's ratings w 1 more baby!"
That's what we call circumlocution, people (a word that's probably in one of those Twilight-inspired SAT-prep books).
But then again, she also tweeted about having a "girls' night" with Denise Richards, Lisa Rinna and The Insider's Lara Spencer, although no one's promising any tequila in those margaritas.
And let's not forget that the reality star confessed to E! News earlier this month that she "would definitely like to have children."
We're just sayin'.
—Additional reporting by Aly Weisman
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