Despite a plethora of Soup material, by week's end, it was impossible to concentrate on anything but the magnificent Heenes. A boy in a UFO-like balloon? His suspicious comments on Larry King Live? And dad's mondo fart ripping on Good Morning America? Sweet stuff indeed.

• In fact, let's take another rap-tastic ride into the bizarre world of the Ft. Collins funsters.

• What's sicker than a mother tarting up her toddler daughter for a beauty pageant? When daddy gets involved.

• After a whiff of fresh meat, Meredith Vieira uncages her inner cougar.

• Nice to know there's finally a health plan that covers your vajayjay. And yes, it's in Vegas.

• Larry King's got a disease on the tip of his tongue ... sorta.