Until we find out whether Miley will ever Tweet again—and we care, God knows we care—we'll have to content ourselves with other important showbiz nonsense. Such as:

• For certain types of ladies, diamonds may be a girl's best friend. For Naughty Chef Blythe, a prime slab of meat is all that and more.

• Thanks to slick BF Scott's bedroom handiwork, Kourtney Kardashian is with child. Aunt Khloé has her own passionate take on the blessed miracle.

• While Paula Abdul was a notoriously ambivalent Idol judge, she opens up plenty visiting Dancing With the Stars. And that includes her feelings about Carrie Ann. Gulp.

• Things get tough for Rachel Zoe and her project, which seems to consist of finding new things to complain about. In Paris.

• Househusbands of Hollywood breaks new ground in reality TV, by actually showing something that isn't scripted. Or at least a dog does.