Madonna's Brother Expresses Himself: Sis Doesn't Look So Hot

Christopher Ciccone calls Madge's getup "Rachel Zoe gone wrong"

Madonna's papa don't preach, but her brother sure does.

The pop icon's estranged sibling Christopher Ciccone, whom she hasn't been on voguing terms with since before he spilled some dirty beans in his 2008 memoir Life With My Sister, apparently doesn't think much of his sister's look lately.

"She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong!" Ciccone told E! News, possibly referring to the satiny, zipped-up visage outfit Madonna was sporting Sunday night at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards.

"It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep— or don't keep," Ciccone jabbed, referring to his sis' significantly younger other, Jesus Luz.

"It's painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow-dryer eludes him."

Oh, snap. So is Ciccone implying that Madonna's rosy glow is more man-made than au naturel?

We actually couldn't care either way. So long as she keeps those arms covered up, Madonna can do whatever she wants to her face.