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The Sex and the City sequel is currently being filmed, so spoilers are being leaked all over the World Wide Web.  O.K.  Spoilers?  Really?  Let me guess.  Kim Cattrall has sex with somebody, Sarah Jessica Parker and that really tall guy have marital problems, the black-haired girl with the tiny face still has an Asian baby, Cynthia Nixon still tries to pull off playing a straight woman, and they all have a cosmopolitan at some point.  There.  I just saved you all $12.50.  Spend it on something more interesting, like a colonic.