Is Holly Auditioning for Wicked or Something?

Onetime Girl Next Door takes earthy too far in a forest-themed dress meant to attract only squirrels

Oh Holly Madison! You know we support just about everything you do—you're like fam to us!—but we simply can't get behind this head-turning, forest-inspired gown worn to the Las Vegas premiere of The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard.

Now maybe Miss Holly is attempting to distance herself from the blaring neon pinks and yellows of the Playmate palette? But attaching what appear to be twigs and bark to a frock might be taking the "earthy" idea too literally.

It's fantastic that she's going solo, too, but the only thing she's going to attract in this Good Witch of the Woods getup are squirrels. Also, "natural" isn't the first word that springs to mind when we see Holly. Just sayin'.