Katie Holmes isn't having Sex after all.
Rumors that Mrs. Tom Cruise would be joining the cast of the Sex and the City movie sequel have officially been squashed.
"Totally fabricated story," Holmes' rep, Ina Treciokas, told E! News of the tall tale sprung by a British tabloid.
At least the buzzed part didn't involve her replacing Jennifer Hudson as Sarah Jessica Parker's lovestruck personal assistant or hooking up with Chris Noth's Mr. Big. Instead, the "fabricated" role was that of a high-powered businesswoman ready to go toe-to-toe with Kim Cattrall's Samantha Jones.
Given Katie's dance last week on So You Think You Can Dance, do you think she was ready to tango with the ladies who brunch?
The Katie Conundrum
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(Originally published on July 31, 2009, at 5:39 a.m. PT)