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Ciara Is One Smokin' Grandmilf in Hot Pants!

Thu., Jul. 30, 2009 6:04 PM PDT by Natasha Vargas-Cooper

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Twentysomething R&B sensation Ciara showed up to a fundraiser for the TXT L8TR campaign sporting this kinda creepy hot-grandma outfit. Great for a night at the bingo parlor, but maybe not for West Hollywood hot spot Nobu, right?

So which aspect of her beet-red ensemble ages her the most: the bizarro silk bow that's more costumey than sexy? Those high-waisted pants that are bunchy in all the wrong places? Or is it the footwear choice, all shiny, witchy and pointy?

To her credit, at least she wore some serious color to the 'do, a welcome contrast to all those dour young things in black dresses. Go, granny, go!

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