The fearless men of Ghost Hunters take their quest to haint central (England, not Neverland) to ferret out the spooks at ancient Ram Inn. A place built on, yes, a pagan burial ground.

Perhaps more frightening than the predictable, nearly imperceptible creaks and wheezes in the place is the aging owner, John Humphries, whose fashion sense and hair grooming evoke the hideous spirit of a long-dead past: the mid-'80s.

Also, Humphries reveals the inn houses "something that wakes you up during the night wanting sex with you."

He doesn't seem to be complaining.

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