The Jimmy Fallon Health Care Bill Workout Plan
Fri., Jul. 24, 2009 2:50 PM PDT by Jefferson Reid
While Congress is struggling to push through a health care bill to President Obama, Late Night With Jimmy Fallon is simply pushing us to work out—using the 1,000 page bill known as HR-3200!
In a brilliantly stilted infomercial spoof, supermodel Carol Alt joins Jimmy tonight to demonstrate how 13 pounds of legalese and loopholes can work out all your major muscle groups, not to mention your funnybone. And if you act now, you can get your HR-3200 universal health care free-weight system for the low, low cost of $1 trillion.
Do it today!
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Now that you've worked out, get your thrash on with Jimmy and Demi Lovato as they do a little headbanging for Barney.
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