Tom Hanks has endorsed Barack Obama, and we're going to leave its political significance to experts like Wolf Blitzer, Bill O'Reilly and Barbra Streisand.

Still, we wonder. We would give Tom Hanks a kidney, possibly even one of our own. But that doesn’t mean America's Bosom Buddy is all-powerful: He also endorsed Charlie Wilson’s War, and you saw how well that did.

Maybe the more important question is: What's with all the typewriters, Tom?

We thought you were about change.