Link Party: Hey, Gwyneth Paltrow, How's Your Digestive System?

You can always count on our Gwyneth to crash our Thursday Link Parties with her GOOP dribble

By Jennifer Cady Jul 09, 2009 10:35 PMTags
Gwyneth PaltrowLeigh Green/INFphoto.com

Actually no one asked Gwyneth Paltrow about her digestive system; she just volunteered the information. In short, it has been through a three-week liquid-only cleanse and feels great now. Also, it likes Spain more than America. That is all.

Someone needs to take Kevin Smith's Twitter away. Everyone else—Kirstie Alley, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, Ashton Kutcher—you can keep yours now that he is officially the worst twitterer.

To quote Dlisted: "Jude Law left a theater in London (where's he performing Hamlet) last night wearing something that he fished out of Adrien Brody or Michael Lohan's closet."

Old Russian ladies singing "...Baby One More Time" is probably the best way to listen to Britney Spears.

Everyone's all mad at Michael Jackson's public memorial for not being "authentic" enough.

Oh look, that's Lindsay Lohan actually working in our Big Pic. Just kidding. She doesn't do that. She's just stalking her friend SamRo, which could be considered work.